John Graham Jones - Writer -

Short Stories

Fifty fifty

" I have a problem," Dick Penrose said on the phone.
"Another?" I said.
"Now, though Dick is an old friend who I would of course like to help, he can be a bit of a burden at times. He may, for example, have "a woman problem" the solution of which is to load me with it. Not that I am averse to the allure of feminine charms; it's just that Dick's women are not my sort of women. Ever. I shall give you only one example: a woman wrestler. I say no more.....